New Obama Anthem

I was noodling with the idea of a new National Anthem honoring the Messiah. I listen to Quinn in the morning, and he uses the old Soviet National Anthem as his Obama update theme. So, I was thinking of lyrics I could use.

Well, luckily, someone beat me too it. I propose, for the next four years, this is what we use (with a bump to Glenn Beck):



All hail the messiah
Obama, Obama
The path to the new socialist motherland
Our savior, our savior
Obama, Obama
The leader more famous than Lindsay Lohan
Bow down and praise the one
Give him your money and your guns
Give us a country
That makes your wife proud
Lord Barry heal the bitter ones
White and Clinging to faith and to guns
Hope for the change of the hope of the change!

What do you think? Rousing, isn't it? It does not have the gravity of the original lyrics:

CHORUS:

Sing to the Motherland, home of the free,
Bulwark of people, in brotherhood strong!
Oh! Party of Lenin! The strength of the people.
To Communism's triumph lead us on!

But, still....