Idea for die-hard union supporters

With all of the turmoil in the job market, what is needed is a new, fresh idea to create jobs. Jobs, good paying, American, Union jobs. Well, I have just such a fresh idea. And, in the process, we could kill off Walmart - because we all know Walmart is the definition of an evil corporation.

OK - someone should form a chain of low-price superstores, just like Walmart. Except, these stores will:

• All be fully Unionized
  
• Offer excellent benefits
  
• Offer zero-deductible Health Insurance
  
• Offer generous vacation
  
• Offer benefits to all, even part-time, employees
  
• Offer automatic cost-of-living raises
  
• Offer on-site day care for employees dependents
  
• Offer paid time-off for personal chores
  
• Give you your birthday as a paid holiday
  
• Only buy from fully union suppliers
  
• Only use fully unionize trucking companies
  
• Only do business with companies that have not shipped our jobs overseas
  
• Only buy goods produced in America, by Americans (unionized, of course)
  
• Never lay anyone off, no matter how bad things get
  

Now, in order to succeed, only a couple simple things need to happen:

• Hope that people won't mind paying 30-50% more for the goods in these stores, due to the out of control labor costs
  
• Hope people won't mind the lack of selection, since no foreign made goods will be allowed
  
• Hope that all the union members in the US (now working mostly in Government Jobs) will support these stores, even at inflated prices. I am sure they will, right? Because unions all stick together, right?

But, I am looking for investors. This idea is SURE to be a winner. How could it fail? It will implement every policy being pushed by the Left in this country. It is very close to what the big 3 automakers have agreed to in the past. It worked for them, right? Oh, wait - that's right - they are all failing now.

But if the store gets in trouble, we will just bail them out, right? It seems to be working for the Automakers. Right?