Monday, April 20, 2009

Stunning, world altering news out of the Miss USA pageant!!!

Ok - I still do not believe that I am actually writing about this. But, how often can you write about woman in bikinis and bash a gay-blogger all at the same time?

Apparently, as this article reports, there was quite a stink at the Miss USA pageant this weekend. A gay-blogger, Perez Hilton, asked a question about the contestants opinion of Gay Marriage. Now, Perez, who apparently was born with Male genitals, calls himself the 'queen of all media'. So, one can infer his opinion on the subject of Gay Marriage.

Miss California, much to her credit, decided NOT to be politically correct. She said that the way she was raised caused her to believe that marriage is between a man and a woman. OH NO!!! How could she? The horror!! The scandal. Well, Mr. Hilton was not amused and voiced is disbelief at such an insensitive comment.

I have a couple of reflections:

  • First of all - I am offended by all beauty pageants or anything else that objectifies women. HAH! This is so untrue I almost spit my Merlot out through my nose as I wrote it. For the record - anything that gets pretty women on-stage in a bikini is a good thing.
  • What the hell is a Gay man doing as a judge at a pageant full of women? Oh wait - I know... They love the shoes!
  • Don't ask a political question at a pageant unless the answer is 'world peace'.
  • Don't expect everyone else to share your sensibilities about a topic like this, dumbass. California voted to ban Gay marriage. That means there are people there that voted for that position. That means there is a chance the contestant from CA might agree with it. You should have asked her a whirled peas question.
  • Just know that I am so glad someone bitch-slapped you on national TV.

Of course, and this goes without saying, Miss California did not win. Of course she didn't. Was her answer the deciding factor? Well - she might not have won even with a PC, speech code friendly answer.

But - when she answered as she did - she (and everyone else) knew she was doomed.

Good for her for standing up to the gay mafia!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh - and you opened the bottle of merlot AFTER you wrote this post!
Your loving wife

Anonymous said...

It is called poetic license....:-)

Allyson said...

Hysterical! Love it!