Friday, February 6, 2009

Homage to Jim Quinn

I am huge fan of Quinn and Rose. They do a syndicated radio program in the mornings. It comes out of Pittsburgh, has about a dozen affiliates, and is on XM. Jim has what he calls 'Quinns Laws'. I have found Quinn's laws oh so true, and I quote them to my friends often.

I thought I would share them with you:

1. Liberalism always generates the exact opposite of its stated intent.

2. If you want to know what liberals are up to, pay attention to what they accuse the conservatives of.

3. The amount of wealth in any given area is inversely proportional to the amount of Democrats running it.

4. Liberalism only succeeds when the public is scared into believing that it will not survive without it.

5. When liberalism conflicts with reality, reality must give way.

6. Facts are the enemy of liberalism.

7. Things are different when you are a Democrat [regarding criticism from the press for scandal, misconduct, or inconsistency].

8. A Liberal is any person for whom two thousand years of human experience and history means nothing now that they are here.

9. To liberals, intentions are more significant than the outcomes they achieve.

10. Liberals never think what they are doing is wrong, they only think they haven’t done enough of it yet or it is underfunded.

11. Profiling is what groups call bigotry when they have a problem they don’t want to talk about.

12. Democrats and liberals do not engage in debate, they try to silence you. If they engaged in debate, they’d lose.

13. Democrats are political opportunists.

14. Liberalism is based on unproven and/or disproven theory.

15. Every culture is unquestionable except the West’s

16. Liberals view the world the way they think it should be, not the way it is.

17. Being a liberal is the art of standing on ones own head and telling the rest of the world that they are upside down.

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